That Limmy one out of The Limmy Show and Limmy’s Funhouse took a couple of pictures of us pair of sexy Gods. Here’s the one of Robert “The Plobert” Florence and here’s the one of Iain “The Pian” Connell.

The Sunday Herald asked us if we fancied writing something on the election week just passed. It’s not the kind of thing we’ve done before but we’re always keen to challenge ourselves. We write about the televised debate and Gary Barlow’s Tory shenanigans. Read it here.

The beautiful Iain Connell and Robert Florence in all their pompy pomp.

3 Women in Renfrew Want To Fuck You.

I don’t know if you are a frequenter of the torrent sites like me but if you are you might have had a message like the one above pop up on the screen. Three Women In Renfrew Want To Fuck You. 3. Three. Three Renfrew women want to shag me. 3. Three.

How do they know this? I don’t know the exact process but I’m assuming they take my IP address from the torrent site, use it to find out my identity, take photographs of me when I come out of my house and send the photographs to every house in Renfrew with a wee Yes or No check box for the women to tick off. And three ticked Yes. 3. Three.

I’ll be honest with you, three is a disappointing number. According to my research, the population of Renfrew, Scotland is 20,251. In a town of over 20,000 people I only have three chances of getting my hole?

Now don’t get me wrong, I am a happily married man and I’m not going to be driving around Renfrew tonight asking every woman from 18-80 if they are one of my magic number but a guy has an ego and three is a bit of a blow. I mean THREE! COME ON TAE FUCK HERE!

In a population of 20,251 there’s got to be at least 100 women that would ride anything. AT LEAST a hundred. And I’ve got three! That means 97 of those women who’ll ride anything are now women who’ll ride anything except Iain Connell. My photo cured 97 nymphomaniacs. Gutted. Sickened. Beelin’.

“Why did you take that video down? Put it back up.”

That’s what YOU said. Each and every one of YOU demanded the return of the alien video that is called The Cybernetic Overfiend. Are we going to let YOU all down when YOU screamed yourself hoarse that we must once more give it its rightful place on YouTube? Fuck, naw!

It was great filming that video. In case you’re wondering where Robert and me are, we’re the ones throwing the eggs. Allan Miller is the guy playing the Cybernetic Overfiend – go read his blog. When you imagine filming a sketch where you’re going to stand at the side and pelt the guy in it with eggs, then Allan is the only choice for the role of the peltee. You know that no-one is going to be funnier at taking eggs in the face than Allan Miller. We shot it (secretly, like a pure bunch of renegades, man) on the roof of the old BBC Scotland building in Glasgow. In case you don’t know, eggs stain brickwork and we couldn’t get the big egg splatters off the wall. When they pulled the old Queen Margaret Drive building to the ground we, quite literaly, had left our mark on it. The mark of eggs that had missed Allan Miller’s nut.

Welcome to our Iain Connell And Robert Florence website. The video is to say “A Welcome”. Our website.