True Or False?

Here are the questions from last night’s ‘True or False’ event on Twitter..

1. True or false? My chin is made of gas.

2. True or false? Mickey Rourke and me share the same set of shoulder blades.

3. True or false? Morten Harket from A-Ha scratched the lyrics of ‘Take On Me’ onto my retina with a tiny, tiny pencil.

4. True or false? When I get angry my thumbs swell to the size of chickens and all the blood in my body pours out of my feet, ruining my socks.

5. True or false? I stole all the rigor mortis from the mortuary last night and used it to power my vibrating water bed.

See answers below.1. False. It is my neck that is made of gas.

2. True. It’s a bastard when we go to the swimming baths together.

3. False. It was the lyrics of ‘The Living Daylights’ he scratched.

4. True. Cannot go into why for legal reasons.

5. False. My vibrating water bed is coin operated. 10p a go, ladies.