Here’s the script. I live in Balornock, deep in the North, the North Glesga. The NG. In the shadow of the Red Road Flats. I love it. I fucking love it.
And Iain has strong feelings for the East, having spent formative years in the Dennistoun.
The South of Glasgow is a mystery. North Glesga punters don’t go across the water much, so it’s all a bit of a mystery to me.
And the West End? That’s all full of trendies and students. Right? That’s what I heard.
How are we all represented on youTube? Who’s head and shoulders above the rest?
Here’s the best YouTube videos the North, South, East and West have to offer SO FAR.
THE NORTH
An old fella in the Springy Shoppy doing the hokey-cokey with a poly-bag in his right hand.
THE SOUTH
The bittersweet Priesthill beauty of the set-up, the timing, and the deflated “That was shite.”
THE EAST
Scott up Dennistoun’s pals setting fire to his feet.
THE WEST
A party, West End style.
It’s time to step up, people of Glesga. Who’s the funniest Glesga people? North, East, West, or South.
REPRESENT.
No everyone from the West End is a posh twat. I’m from Partick, that’s the west, remember?!
Mate, get a video made. GET IT MADE.
The North wins no arguement there the real question should be where in the north of Glesga is the best
Balornock, obviously.
Obviously Balornock is the palce to be not Springburn or Barmulloch or anywhere else in the North fucking Balornock is just The Best place ever, I get amazing views from my window!
The Southern video is indicative of everything that is wrong with society, and indeed, the internet today. It would have been hot shit in my day.
Soo’side! We’ve got … what? The Burrell collection? A bunch of teapots and carpets. Plus we’ve areas of staggering poverty, post twats and we buffer the northsiders from the mad blue-bodied people of the new towns on the edge of the city.
…Proud to represent Clydebank.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXuHAdjv9rg