Riddle Time!
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Robert in
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Aug 6th, 2009
Here’s this week’s riddle:
What can be both hard and soft
You hide to pull it, up the loft
Is covered in big angry veins
And when it spurts it makes the weans?
What is it?
First correct answer gets a signed photo!
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Penis.
A PENIS!
A Penis?
The answer is: the boaby
PENIS!
Is the prize given for the jokiest answer or the most obvious one?
Jeremy Kyle.
The answer is of course; loft ladders.
the answer is “a penis”
A Man Cannon
wood?
Or, a girlfriend/wife
A big sexy cannon
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A prolapsed rectum?