Comments on: 3 Women In Renfrew Want To Fuck You

By: Martin Robertson

Martin Robertson — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:55:11 +0000

The title should have continued “….Over the Head With a Beer Bottle”

Iain — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:26:39 +0000

I know you’re trying to buoy my spirits, boys, but I’m so fragile right now. The sight of my own body in the mirror makes me cry.

Allan — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:53:22 +0000

Don’t be coy Iain, I’ll bet there’s at least 10,000 people in Renfrew that would like to have sex with you.

So what if only 3 of them are women.

Ross (87th off of the CV forums) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:47:35 +0000

I will light a candle for you, Iain.

Tam — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:42:33 +0000

Iain my maws pal lives in Renfrew and is a pure slapper, shes a lessy tho so that brings the numbers down a bit.

PureJakeyBastart — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:38:16 +0000

Iain, If I was a wuman, I’d pump yae, nae dramas. Don’t get down-hearted aboot it.

Iain — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:36:12 +0000

I’ve done all the sums. There’s no way to fudge the numbers to make them look good. It’s just a disaster.

TheWeeman — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:26:41 +0000

Let’s put a positive spin on this, Iain…

Let’s say the population is 1/3 Men, 1/3 weans and 1/3 eligible women.

So, we are talking about a pool of approximately 7000 women.

Of that 7000, let’s say 50% used ‘no’ as a protest vote against Labour.

That gives a truer figure of 3 out of 3500.

That’s still not very good, is it?